I remember back when tobuscus and tobygames was popular, now he's just a sad old fart, I miss him. This is coupled with accelerated technology trends whereby labor's share of global economy gdp is declining and this means earned wages Hi dere!! I wants to say Happy Barkday to my granpa, hims nickname is FB. ITS DA inside joke. Him 63 today.
It is then that we blame the dog. Me [walking into bedroom]: It smells like fart in here. Wife: It was the dog. Dog: LIES!
Fart women must, and fart they do. Women have a long history of farting, but they have an equally long history of holding those farts in or depositing them into a hole in a tree. The point is that not only do we have to lug around all these farts, it is not easy to do so. Holding in farts is serious work; women spend a lifetime perfecting this dark art. We should be compensated for what amounts to reverse pollution.
Top definition. An old man, an old fellow considered offensive to the elderly. Why does the old fart keep on talking so much? An old guy that is just not right. Peter turned the age of an old fart officially on Nov 22nd but, had been practicing for quite some time.